Monday, April 11, 2011

Alligator Bite?

I have a little kiddo in my room.  He is full of life and very dramatic.  He came in this past week with a large scrape near his mouth.  It was bruised and a little puffy.  I said, "Oh, R.  What happened?"  He proceeded to tell me that he had been looking for mushrooms with his dad in the wood and had gotten whacked by a branch.  I gave him a little sympathy and we went on with our day.  A couple of hours later I sent the kiddos off to lunch.  About 10 minutes later I am walking thru the office and I see R. sitting in the nurses office, patiently waiting his turn.  I said, "R, what's wrong?"  He looked at me, then at the nurse, and said (serious as a heart attack) " Well, you know I got bit by an alligator this weekend and I had to see the nurse."  The nurse got choked up trying not to laugh, and I barely got him back to the cafeteria before I bust a gut!  Another example of why I do what I do!

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5 comments:

Paige said...

That's hilarious!

Mandy's Memories said...

Oh my gosh! That is the best. They say the funniest things.

Deanna said...

Are you sure that wasn't James? That was funny!

jewelzmomof4 said...

Oh now that is PRICELESS!!!! Kids just crack me up daily!!!

Fran Kramer said...

You just made my day! That makes teaching 5 year olds totally worth it-right?